500mg THC ROOT BEER FLOAT COOKIE
Small-batch, hang-dried and hand-trimmed.
Bite into 500mg THC Root Beer Float Cookie, a cannabis edible that fuses the classic flavours of root beer and vanilla into a powerful 500mg THC treat, perfect for a night of deep relaxation or sharing with a loved one. For instance, 500mg THC Root Beer Float Cookie hits hard with a supreme taste that’s tough to resist. And yo, its potency can floor even the toughest tolerance levels. Plus, this cookie offers a delicious way to unwind after a long day. In fact, it’s a standout for its nostalgic flavour and heavy effects that kick in smooth and strong. This edible starts with a wave of giggles that creeps up quick. So, you’ll feel the fun settle in fast. What’s more, as the high builds, it pulls you into a deep, lazy calm. Just a heads-up, it’s ace for locking you to the couch with zero plans to move. In other words, it’s perfect for a chill night in with someone you vibe with. And yeah, its strength makes it a go-to for those who need a serious dose to relax. The 500mg THC Root Beer Float Cookie is a champ at melting away pain and stress like nothing else. What’s cool, it also helps with insomnia, keeping you cozy and calm for hours. As a result, it’s ideal for sharing or solo indulgence when you want to zone out and feel good. And hey, its supreme taste means you’re enjoying every bite, not just the buzz, making it a treat worth savouring. Now, let’s talk flavour, ‘cause it’s a big draw, with that rich root beer kick and creamy vanilla finish. Notably, the aroma wafts up with sweet, fizzy notes that scream nostalgia. Thus, each bite delivers a tasty, potent high that’s tough to beat. Grab this cookie before it’s gone and enjoy a night of pure chill. • Effects: giggly, relaxing, couch-locking, happy • May Relieve: pain, stress, insomnia • Flavours: root beer, vanilla, sweet • Aromas: sweet, fizzy, creamy
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“Tasted good but jeezus it was too strong for me, and i only had half. If you have a high tolerance tho go for it”
“My girlfriend got absolutely buzzed off them I only wish edibles worked on me as I've seen the effects firsthand but never get hit by edibles its strange”
“Gets me to the right place”
“It might just be my tolerance but I had two cookies and didint feel much except a little calm buzz, hoping to try 2000 mg next time to finally feel that high everyone who enjoys edibles has told me about”
How is it shipped and how long does it take?+
Everything ships in a plain, odour-proof box via Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking — typically 2 business days coast to coast. Order before 2pm PT and it goes out same day. Free shipping over $150.
How do I pay?+
We accept Interac e-Transfer and Bitcoin (via BTCPay). Both are processed manually within a few minutes during business hours. Your order is confirmed once payment clears.
What if I'm not happy with my order?+
Reach out within 72 hours of delivery and we'll make it right. We stand behind every bag — if the quality isn't there, we'll sort it out.
Is there a first-order bonus?+
Yes! Your first order ships with a free $150 Bonus Bag — a curated mix of flower, edibles, and a surprise. Auto-applied at checkout, no code needed.
How should I store it to keep it fresh?+
Keep it in an airtight glass jar somewhere cool and dark. Avoid the fridge or freezer — the humidity swing can knock the trichomes off. A boveda pack keeps it perfect for months.
