Astronaut Status Strain Flower - Indica Dominant Hybrid
Small-batch, hang-dried and hand-trimmed.
Astronaut Status Strain Flower delivers out of this world potency with bold flavor and standout genetics. This high THC hybrid comes from Oreoz x GMO x Mai Tai #4, creating dense, crystal covered buds with deep green tones and bright orange hairs. The aroma blends sweet citrus, creamy notes, and a strong gassy punch. Each inhale feels smooth and rich, making every session feel elevated. The effects launch quickly. First, a powerful cerebral rush lifts your mood and sparks creativity. Then, a calming body relaxation follows and keeps the experience grounded. Because of this balanced profile, Astronaut Status works well for evening sessions or creative downtime when you want both energy and calm. Flavor stays consistent throughout. Sweet dessert notes mix with citrus and heavy gas for a layered finish. Meanwhile, the smoke remains thick and smooth. Moreover, the potency delivers long lasting effects that experienced users will appreciate. Key Features: • High THC hybrid strain • Sweet citrus and gassy flavour • Dense, trichome rich buds • Uplifting head high with body relaxation • Great for evening or creative sessions
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“Overall great smoke. Nice buds and great taste. 👍”
“Great tasting bud and beautifully smooth high with a pretty even hybrid balance”
“Im buying this again every order till its sold out!!”
“Came pretty fresh looks exactly like the photo, really good high!”
“Great stuff, will have you orbiting in space. Definitely recommend.”
How is it shipped and how long does it take?+
Everything ships in a plain, odour-proof box via Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking — typically 2 business days coast to coast. Order before 2pm PT and it goes out same day. Free shipping over $150.
How do I pay?+
We accept Interac e-Transfer and Bitcoin (via BTCPay). Both are processed manually within a few minutes during business hours. Your order is confirmed once payment clears.
What if I'm not happy with my order?+
Reach out within 72 hours of delivery and we'll make it right. We stand behind every bag — if the quality isn't there, we'll sort it out.
Is there a first-order bonus?+
Yes! Your first order ships with a free $150 Bonus Bag — a curated mix of flower, edibles, and a surprise. Auto-applied at checkout, no code needed.
How should I store it to keep it fresh?+
Keep it in an airtight glass jar somewhere cool and dark. Avoid the fridge or freezer — the humidity swing can knock the trichomes off. A boveda pack keeps it perfect for months.
