Theta Nerd Bites - 1.5g Psilocybin
Small-batch, hang-dried and hand-trimmed.
Indulge in fun and potent psychedelic treats with Theta Therapeutics Nerd Bites. Each serving packs a powerful 1.5g (1500mg) of psilocybin. These crunchy, candy-like bites come in vibrant flavors and deliver a strong, enjoyable experience. Choose your favorite flavor: • Strawberry Bites — Sweet and juicy strawberry candy crunch • Rainbow Bites — Fruity mix of colorful sour and sweet notes • Grape Bites — Bold grape flavor with tangy candy finish Savor the bright, fruity taste right away. The crunchy texture and bold candy flavors effectively mask any mushroom notes. Meanwhile, the high potency builds steadily into a deep, immersive journey. Yet the real impact comes from the effects. First, strong euphoria takes hold. Then, vibrant visuals and heightened senses unfold. Furthermore, profound introspection and emotional clarity follow. Consequently, these bites create memorable and transformative psychedelic sessions. Why choose Theta Therapeutics Nerd Bites? • Powerful 1500mg psilocybin per serving for intense experiences • Three delicious flavors: Strawberry, Rainbow, and Grape • Fun crunchy candy texture with excellent flavor masking • Convenient single-serve format that’s easy to enjoy • Perfect for experienced users wanting potent and playful trips Take your psychedelic adventures to a colorful new level with these tasty bites. Their bold flavors, crunchy texture, and serious strength make Theta Therapeutics Nerd Bites a fun and powerful choice.
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“Much better taste than straight mushrooms. Tasty and enlightening. Will try again.”
How is it shipped and how long does it take?+
Everything ships in a plain, odour-proof box via Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking — typically 2 business days coast to coast. Order before 2pm PT and it goes out same day. Free shipping over $150.
How do I pay?+
We accept Interac e-Transfer and Bitcoin (via BTCPay). Both are processed manually within a few minutes during business hours. Your order is confirmed once payment clears.
What if I'm not happy with my order?+
Reach out within 72 hours of delivery and we'll make it right. We stand behind every bag — if the quality isn't there, we'll sort it out.
Is there a first-order bonus?+
Yes! Your first order ships with a free $150 Bonus Bag — a curated mix of flower, edibles, and a surprise. Auto-applied at checkout, no code needed.
How should I store it to keep it fresh?+
Keep it in an airtight glass jar somewhere cool and dark. Avoid the fridge or freezer — the humidity swing can knock the trichomes off. A boveda pack keeps it perfect for months.
