Theta Nerd Bites - 3.5g Psilocybin
Small-batch, hang-dried and hand-trimmed.
Crank up the intensity with Theta Therapeutics Nerd Bites. Each serving delivers a massive 3.5g (3500mg) of psilocybin. These crunchy, candy-coated bites combine explosive flavors with serious potency for an unforgettable experience. Choose your favorite flavor: • Strawberry Bites — Juicy sweet strawberry with tangy bursts and satisfying crunch • Rainbow Bites — Vibrant blend of fruity sour and sweet layers that pop in every bite • Grape Bites — Bold juicy grape candy with a vibrant tart finish Savor the explosion of taste right away. The crunchy shell cracks open to release chewy, intensely fruity centers. Bright candy aromas flood your senses while the bold flavors completely hide any mushroom notes, turning each bite into pure delight. Yet the real power hits in the effects. First, strong euphoria surges through you. Then, vivid swirling visuals and heightened senses take over. Furthermore, deep emotional waves and profound introspection follow. Consequently, these bites create immersive, long-lasting, and transformative journeys. Why choose Theta Therapeutics Nerd Bites? • Massive 3500mg psilocybin per serving for powerful trips • Three bold flavors: Strawberry, Rainbow, and Grape • Irresistible crunchy candy texture with explosive fruity taste • Excellent flavor masking and fun sensory experience • Convenient single-serve format built for strong psychedelic sessions Push your next trip to new heights with these high-potency bites. Their crunchy texture, vibrant candy flavors, and serious strength make Theta Therapeutics Nerd Bites a standout choice for bold, flavorful adventures.
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“Great flavour and definitely has a kick to them !!! Will buy again”
How is it shipped and how long does it take?+
Everything ships in a plain, odour-proof box via Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking — typically 2 business days coast to coast. Order before 2pm PT and it goes out same day. Free shipping over $150.
How do I pay?+
We accept Interac e-Transfer and Bitcoin (via BTCPay). Both are processed manually within a few minutes during business hours. Your order is confirmed once payment clears.
What if I'm not happy with my order?+
Reach out within 72 hours of delivery and we'll make it right. We stand behind every bag — if the quality isn't there, we'll sort it out.
Is there a first-order bonus?+
Yes! Your first order ships with a free $150 Bonus Bag — a curated mix of flower, edibles, and a surprise. Auto-applied at checkout, no code needed.
How should I store it to keep it fresh?+
Keep it in an airtight glass jar somewhere cool and dark. Avoid the fridge or freezer — the humidity swing can knock the trichomes off. A boveda pack keeps it perfect for months.
